and you don't get along with him like at ALL i mean he's kind of an enormous jackass and everyone LOVES him cause he's SOOOOO handsome and charming and british accent and blah blah blah BASICALLY cut out of a fairytale but it's so obviously FAKE FAKE FAKE I mean ok yeah he is handsome that part's just objectively true and the accent is probably real he is british but he's clearly just a posh attention seeking jerk or at least you thought he was but then you kind of had this incident with a really expensive cake and had to do some damage control stat and now the world thinks you're best friends and you're maybe not entirely hating him and then he kisses you??????????
and the thing is
you're straight
or you thought you were
but you liked it
and now he's being a jackass again and not answering his phone?????? so you can't even talk about it??????? besides complaining on some weird rando app????????
Alex Claremont-Diaz | Red, White, and Royal Blue | threadjack away!!
say there's this dude
and you don't get along with him like at ALL i mean he's kind of an enormous jackass and everyone LOVES him cause he's SOOOOO handsome and charming and british accent and blah blah blah BASICALLY cut out of a fairytale but it's so obviously FAKE FAKE FAKE I mean ok yeah he is handsome that part's just objectively true and the accent is probably real he is british but he's clearly just a posh attention seeking jerk or at least you thought he was but then you kind of had this incident with a really expensive cake and had to do some damage control stat and now the world thinks you're best friends and you're maybe not entirely hating him and then he kisses you??????????
and the thing is
you're straight
or you thought you were
but you liked it
and now he's being a jackass again and not answering his phone?????? so you can't even talk about it??????? besides complaining on some weird rando app????????
asking for a friend