[Sheepish laughter starts this off.]

Ahaha. Okay so... funny story time!

[Yes, hilarious story time. Are you all ready?]

I think I'm stuck. In this tree, that is.

[She tilts her cellphone momentarily just so the rest of you can appreciate how high up she actually is.]

A kid's kite was caught so I scaled the tree for them and ... uh, well. This is actually a lot tougher than it was when I was six or so?

[So. She purses her lips a little.]

Could someone maybe... come catch me if I jump? Or...