And hey, I understand that. But I'm in the same boat as you. I'm not the one who set this up. I think our best explanation is- well, it'd be pretty out-there. We're going to see if we can move this onto another object soon, and I'll let you know if it works.

[ She looks mildly amused for a moment. ]

But you know, you don't strike me as the type to enjoy time-traveling adventures, anyway.